Number 5:
Now this is a video game you play when you play video games. You're like, dude it's 12:45 and I can't sleep. So let's eat some burgers. McKids (or MC Kids, because they're like related to MC Hammer) is a game where you're kids and eat burgers to gain the goal of spending time with Ronald McDonald. But he turns out to be evil and makes you fat.
Don't eat at McDonalds.
Number 4:
PS3 has no games.
Number 3:
The sequel to one of the best Beatles albums, Magical Mystery Mall is one game you won't forget. You play as two girls who go through the 9 rings of purgatory with some loser called Virgil, who wrote the Odyssey, and they meet Satan and the great stuff. Then they go shoe shopping and Santa Satan is like, "I can't find some nice shoes." Then you go and buy a Hattori Hanzo sword and kill your sister. And that's how the Book of Genesis ends. All in all, Mysterious Magical Mailbag is a good game entertainment experience.
Number 2:
This is a game someone plays when they want to play a video game. You play as two dinosaurs Jamal and Ringo, who live in Jurassic Park. The only problem is that Jamal didn't take a bath and everyone thinks he smells. The best thing they do is make bubbles, but the bubble brand they used is an evil Soviet brand. So Jamal's like, "Oh God. We're screwed," so they pop bubbles and they dance I think. This is a good game because the game's title is very accurate to what's portrayed. A realistic depiction of the Battle of Waterloo. Overall, Budweiser Boggle is a good prequel to Heavy Rain.
And my number one best game is
Now this is a top quality game that you should play at 12:45 AM. The game is so good that you don't need to not only press buttons, but you don't even play the game. The Kinect thought it was all realistic not needing a controller, but this is the real deal. The story of the game is simple. It's basically a retelling of Barack Obama's life as a CIA agent sent to go undercover in West Philadelphia and then being sent to Bel Air as Will Smith to gain information about the 1%.
Now the gameplay is what sticks out. You basically move and do things and there's Carlton and stuff. I really like the game for being fun and a video game. It's just amazing that you can play a video game about such a deep and mind boggling topic. Overall, I love this game and give it a 14as/245.
Now to finish this blog, I will give you a score of the games. All of the games are perfect and get 10s, so to give my final rating I give all of these games 10 Carltons out of 1.
Thanks for reading.
